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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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"Pretty enough to paint. Too bad I don't have a canvas. Or paints. Or the skills."

Never change, Wyll. Never change.

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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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I love being sleepy and going to sleep and being unconscious for hours

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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guy on the street corner looking like he’s about to sell you drugs but instead he opens his trenchcoat and pulls one of these bad boys out

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

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Todaybor Day Is World Tapir Day

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(Fallout New Vegas, PC screenshot)

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Astarion ans Shadowheart in act 3 🩵