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Wish minecraft had a mode where u get hungry and need 2 eat but there are no monsters

#sometimes peaceful mode is too peaceful but i hate the monsters and combat in mc

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I hate the trend on Twitter where someone will post some form of someone else's art (video, image, photo etc) without credit and then quote themselves with the credit in the comment of their own post like... so you're obviously not crediting creators in YOUR original post containing THEIR content JUST so you can fish for people to engage with your post first. Ok

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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

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What they don't tell you about using your cat as a pillow is that often you may hear the functions

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#moose

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#definitely like oh my god????

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"on accident" sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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#i feel like putting stardew on this list is almost cheating #obviously its stardew. #i voted for abzu though heh

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#unfortunately schfifty five is just part of my vocabulary

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This blog is straight up weird lol

LOL Im Im Kinda Weird But Im Kindy Nasty Though Im Kinda Cute Though Too