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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all nonhumans!

From your local canis latrans

Photo by Charlotte Ganskopp

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Nonhuman drama is so boring compared to what we COULD have. We should make up the drama our species would have on Tumblr. I wanna read a post from a dragon about how assigning greed to their species just for hoarding things is anti-dragon. I wanna hear what birds think about animals that can't fly. I wanna read a callout post about predators co-written by multiple prey species and a second callout post from the predators' perspective.

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HIIII. HIIII. ILY :D HIIIIIIII

HIII :3

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you're the coolest ever 🫶 I've you 🫶 putting you in the fucking oven

yayyyy ill be ur bread boy :333 rising in the oven 4 my bestie

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I propose a fun nonhuman centered post prompt schedule:

Sleepy Critter Sundays

- Photo of your kin/type takin’ a snooze!

Monster Mondays

- For all the monsters, cryptids, and abnormal kin/types out there!

Tiny Creature Tuesdays

- Image of your teeny tiny kin/type!

Wet Beast Wednesdays

- You know the drill, image of you kin/type wet!

Theme Thursdays

- Aesthetics, moodboards, and drawings of your kin/type!

Fellow Friend Fridays

- Image of your kin/type hanging out with other kin/types! (Whether that be of you and your friends/mutuals or you and your others kin/types!)

Snacking Saturdays

- Nom nom nom, image of your kin/type having something to eat!

What y’all think?? :)

Reblog to show others! I know I’ll be participating in this schedule

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"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???

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I've noticed that any time I use the orange text it's for anything character or magic related so I legally have to summon William Afton in your ask box now.

*uses a William Afton spawn egg in your general direction*

Sorry

augh noo im getting scooped or something

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BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR, SKITTERS INTO YOUR ROOM, HITS A MYSTERIOUSLY PLACED WHITEBOARD THAT HAS "SAMS" WRITTEN ON COLORED LETTERS, AND YELLS AT YOU IN A POORLY-EXECUTED JACKSEPTICEYE IMPRESSION VOICE

SAMS !!

HE'S GOTTEN THERAPY. ECLIPSE. THE FUNKY GUY FROM SAMS? YOU KNOW HIM? THE GUY I WANT TO KISS? HE'S 🫶 HE WAS VULNERABLE

I was right u saw me in the sams lore channel in our discord. I was all like

"lol what if he gets revived"

"lol what if he gets a redemption arc"

MY BABYGIRL IS GETTING HEALED 🙏🙏🙏🙏

also New Moon has singlehandedly restored my faith in him after that episode. I'm a Ruin fan so I'm New Moon's natural predator obviously but him APOLOGIZING TO ECLIPSE ??? FOR WHAT HE DID ???? maybe he'll be nice to Ruin... :3c

I know only my offhanded comments turn into sams lore predictions but I'm praying for the Eclipse duo, Camden, I am on my knees for this show right now. I was talking about Eclipse and Ruin being besties for so long. I need them to be friends. they've gotta get along

also I think I'm just going to sams lore in your ask box now. you WILL use tumblr whether you like it or not /silly

I like to imagine that my feeble attempts of keeping you on tumblr is similar to the Markiplier "jingle jingle" clip or hanging shiny object to bird. I can be interesting I promise. I can post madcom. I can draw whatever little guys you're interested in. falls to floor whimpers sobs pathetically. pretty pleasw. I'll have an Eclipse arc if you leave. you know the guy. from sams. he goes and gets mad and builds robots n stuff to overcompensate for his abandonment issues and then hunts down his brothers for sport. you don't want to be the Moon to my Eclipse do you. GROWLS GROWLS BARKS ARF AROOOOO (sorry this is what happens when I'm in theorist mode and "oh my god it's 2am my brain is going to implode" mode at the same time. hope you understand)

woahhh

#idk anyrhing about thwse guys but im listwning #fnaf version of the font brothers from undertale

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skitters into your inbox. curls up and snoozes disrespectfully

hi hope you don't mind

grrr... kicks u as u sleep

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Dare I say…20% cooler?

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ANXIETY

Drawn on my laptop with a mouse in 20 minutes because I be feeling ANXIOUS

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therian playlists ♬

now playing: fox

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dirty paws, of monsters and men

fox on the run, sweet

soldier, poet, king, the oh hellos

like the dawn, the oh hellos

crystals, of monsters and men

furr, blitzen trapper

country roads, john denver

rhiannon, fleetwood mac

bare trees, fleetwood mac

back in my body, maggie rogers

i of the storm, of monsters and men

the warming moon, rogue valley

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now playing: wolf

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running with the wolves, aurora

wolves without teeth, of monsters and men

furr, blitzen trapper

she-wolf, shakira

dirty paws, of monsters and men

wild mountain honey, steve miller band

eyes wide open, gotye

brother wolf, sister moon, the cult

landslide, fleetwood mac

the chain, fleetwood mac

wolves, bon iver

alaska, maggie rogers

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now playing: rabbit

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roger rabbit, sleeping with sirens

rabbit hole, aviva

peach, the front bottoms

prey, the neighborhood

pumped up kicks, foster the people

bunny, bunny, bunny, the golden orchestra

rabbit heart (raise it up), florence and the machine

it will come back, hozier

sunlight, hozier

your rabbit feet, wild nothing

you fill up my senses, john denver

like the dawn, the oh hellos

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now playing: lion

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king and lionheart, of monsters and men

truth to power, onerepublic

little lion man, mumford and sons

fearless, night watch

and i miss you, sade

love song for a prairie fire, jayber crow

lion’s teeth, the mountain goats

onions, the mountain goats

a pillow of wings, pink floyd

i know the end, phoebe bridgers

this river is wild, the killers

lioness, songs: ohia

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now playing: hawk

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the eagle and the hawk, john denver

talons, bloc party

birds of the high arctic, david gray

seven nation army, the white stripes

fly with me, the jonas brothers

hunter, galantis

never coming home (song for the guilty), in live the dream

halcyon, the paper kites

featherstone, the paper kites

birds, imagine dragons

heft, japanese breakfast

plum, troye sivan

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now playing: squirrel

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no roots, alice merton

prey, the neighborhood

dirt, bryan lanning

rivers and roads, the head and the heart

old pine, ben howard

ends of the earth, lord huron

woodland, the paper kites

savior complex, phoebe bridgers

melancholyism, super whatvr

red squirrel, stackridge

sofia, clairo

furr, blitzen trapper

little acorns, the white stripes

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THIS WORKING DOG HAS THREE JOBS TO AFFORD THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE‼️‼️‼️

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Plural culture is the host being dormant (or at least fronting WAY less) and feeling a bit sad whenever people irl call us by the name the host used.

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WOLF THERIANS. GO CRAZY. LOOOOOK!!!

NEW WOLF VARIANTS!!!