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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

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the way you know that katara and sokka were written by people with siblings is the fact that they literally never directly apologize to each other for anything

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need you all to know that the thing that finally tipped me over into reading/watching dungeon meshi was the hundred or so posts showing chimera falin breasting boobily around the dungeon while covered in her own blood and half feral that have taken over my dash. i don't have a dick but i do think with it.

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hunger

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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dungeon yuri

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I thought it was the most hilarious thing that Adrienette's dynamic was

Adrien (platonic) loves touching Marinette and being in her personal space

While Marinette (romantic) can't handle touching Adrien on her own and can't help but recoil from him (tho ofc not all the time)

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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Rare pity, mercy and compassion of the giants called humanity

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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sometimes the important question is "who rec'd my fic and where?"

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princess yue

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kittens make everything better

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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

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i’m at my clits end