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if my kids were like “i cant draw. i’m just gonna make ai art” i would be like shut the fuck up and pick up the pencil u are gna draw some one eyed anime bitches with their hands behind their backs

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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finished venus’ locs 💚🩷

#this is everything oh my god?

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I used to love MH so much

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

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#real

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#hey op i think you should do a baking show with Vinny vinesauce #since your brownies and his cinnamon roll attempt are similar in uh. being wrong

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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

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Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

#this. this one billion

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tiramisu am i right

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Draculaura 🩷🖤

for a friends bday !!! colours were fun to do

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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Medically recognized, but not formally diagnosed: a psychologist or other professional recognizes your autism, but you don't have a formal diagnosis

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#all of my autistic friends thought I was autistic so uh. peer reviewed diagnosis? #idk man I thought I was just a bit weird and quirky #so I voted as ‘suspect I may be’

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

#I need later sunsets please don’t take this from me #I have started to feel like an alive person again because the sun is longer