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I have done some EXTREMELY important math. As we all know, there are 10 teams of 4 in MCC, which means there are 40 contestants. There are 10 Hermits participating in MCC this time, which means a fourth of the contestants are Hermits.

25% percent Hermits, and the teams without Hermits either have their friends or people that aren't toxic sweats. We are having fun in MCC this month, we are cooking!!!

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Things I'm not ready for:

1. Another possibility of Etho streaming (doubt it but STILL)

2. Etho possibly changing to a team skin (more possible cuz he's mentioned he would have changed a skin for last MCC if he was asked)

I'm so so happy he's joining MCC again, this one is gonna be GOOD. pink parrots is definitely gonna be Team Good Vibes and Team Not-Last

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Also place your bets now on what tango (notorious game design fanatic and generalized hatergirl) will think of the MCC minigames

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Impulse: --was wondering, no, the hermits were not kissing each other. There was no neck kisses from Jimmy, or Joel-- Pearl: (no neck kisses--) Gem: I don't know, you and Skizz seemed really close-- Impulse: --well, Joel didn't make it-- Pearl: oh. Oh. Gem's seen some things-- Impulse: Uh, there is a really, really cool picture--I said cool, cause I almost said cute--of me and Skizz looking at the eclipse-- Gem: oh, please post that! Impulse: --next to each other--have you seen that one? Do you think that one's okay? Gem: Please post it, yeah yeah yeah-- Pearl: you post it. Impulse: Okay, yeah, that was a good one-- Gem: You should post it. Impulse: It was uh, him and me, side by side, just staring up at the sun, it was--it was actually pretty cool Gem: It looks like an album cover. Impulse: Yeah. It could be, it could be. Ah, such a good time, such a good time.

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dont mind me im just gonna be emotional abt this.

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god that is a SEAMLESS transition, kudos to Skizz

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots! 👑

@.TangoTekLP @.impulseSV @.EthoLP @.theskizzleman

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

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place your bets on your phone now: did etho give in to scott’s “if you want to keep playing mcc you have to start streaming”, or did scott give in to etho’s “if you want me in mcc you have to let me not stream”? did the unstoppable force or the immovable object succeed first? is etho’s setup even capable of streaming,

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Mumbo Skins

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When your friend threatens to sacrifice another friend in front of everyone while rapping: YIPPEE *claps politely*

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I have nothing to say about this

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man i have to say being an iskall fan this season of hermitcraft is almost overwhelming i look away from hermitcraft for two days and he has like FIVE VIDEOS. and most of those are vodskall but frankly vodskall is some of his best stuff! but the thing is that this is an INSANE problem to be having as an iskall fan. like imagine telling me from a year ago "hey you are going to be having trouble watching iskall not because of LACK of accessible content, but because you're going to have SO MUCH OF IT". i wouldn't have believed you. i would have accused you of taunting me. and yet here we are. what a world we live in man,

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and then very next team they put xisuma in. I will say I DO think it’s funny they went “okay. we’re putting xisuma in this. we have to give him a CHANCE. we can stick joel and fbm on the same team maybe they’ll manage to pull it off with him,”

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Green Geckos!👑

@.FireBreathMan @.Smallishbeans @.xisumavoid @.GTWScar

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

#JOEL SCAR TEAM #this is a win for me

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the one issue about the hermit post system is that when you receive mail, the shulker box doesn't state who sent the mail, unless the sender wrote their name down on a piece of paper. because of this, hermits are able to frame other hermits by sending mail using another hermit's name, while the real sender is left anonymous.

while joel is away in japan for two weeks, it's a perfect time for pranking!.....etho

-on stream, cleo said that they are planning on filling joel's mailbox with love confessions from etho. for example, "this made me think of you" and "do you like me? check yes or no."

-someone left a "love joel x" sign at iskall's base. as a response, iskall is spamming joel's mailbox with love letters and flowers, saying "hi x" and "thinking about you x". the thing is... iskall didn't leave his name on any of the notes he sent.

alongside cleo's love confessions from etho, it is very likely that joel will think iskall's love letters are also from etho. it's boutta be the "joel xo" and etho statues all over again

anyways, the hermits are having too much fun with the mail system, which is great because pearl, etho, and tango worked really hard on it. all i know is that when joel comes back online, he's gonna have a big surprise waiting for him lol