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Well well well if it isn't the consequences (dishes) of my own actions (baking)
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They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time
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my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.
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become unmarketable
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Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings
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oingeaux boingeaux
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So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.
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Isnt it ben affleck smocking jpeg or did a new Rob one drop
have a famous people smoking reaction image expansion pack on the house
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Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure
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sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes
what
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I’ve done a lot of pondering and I’ve determined that my orb is better than yours
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