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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

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I’m so addicted to textbooks ngff… I love glossy page.. I love columned text., mmmghh answer key in the back of the book……… tablle of contents ,! Ghglossary in margins 😫 !! Holy fuck!!!!!

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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

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Ice-cream places that let you mix two flavours into one scoop. You agree. Reblog

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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Pressure bombs are so fucking stupid

Like "oh yeah I put some water in a metal tube and sealed and then fucking boiled it"

Or the classic "dry ice in a gallon milk jug"

And then you put nails and rocks in it and you're fucking done!

Why does the atf even bother regulating fertilizer when you have shit like this

Or FUCKING petrol bombs!

Oh yes using the most commonly sold extremely flammable fluids, put it in a plastic thing, then set it alight! hazzah! Fire everywhere. And it can't be regulated because fuck you everyone needs 2 use a car

The only thing about such ieds is they dont fucking work half the time or just prejac and kill you (or injure you)

And if someone reports this as inciting violence or teaching ppl how 2 make explosives fcuck you! It's not my fault these explosives are stupidly easy 2 make and even stupidly easier 2 fuck up

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I cannot kill myself but I can consult a medical professional about a 80th trimester post natal abortion

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Microdosing sissy hypno, to build up a resistance to it

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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This is 100% true and is why they are my favorite band

Every ajr song is like:

(remix of grainy old timey audio)

"🎶 I'm sorry for being a pee baby🎵,

🎶I'm such a loser pee baby📢🔔🔔,

maby call me later c-c-call! maby call me later baby☎️"

Pitched down voice:

"Yup! Uh huh, heare we go!)

( booming symbol and trumpet orchestral breakdown alongside drum being thrown downstairs)