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Hotch: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Emily, [whispering]: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Jack [whispering]: because I have little hands

Emily: because he has little hands

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anyone else write fanfic on their work computer? x

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Rossi: How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Aaron Hotchner?

Team: *raises hands*

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criminal minds on family fueds

Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Emily: Russians.

Hotch: *facepalm*

Rossi: She's not wrong.

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criminal minds on family fued

Host: Real or Fiction, name a famous Willy.

Morgan: Willy the Pooh.

Hotch: Morgan, no-

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criminal minds on family fued

Host: In which month of pregnancy does a woman usually start to show?

Reid: September

Host:

Reid: I'm a fucking idiot

Host: Aren't you a doctor?

BAU: Not that kind of doctor.

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Unsub: You ready to fuckin' die?

BAU: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

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"It's a date." || in a universe where Aaron and Emily went on a date.

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Reid [to Emily and Morgan]: I know how to settle this.

Hotch: No kickboxing!

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Luke: Hey Garcia, would you like to get dinner with me sometime?

Garcia: Your application has been submitted and is pending board approval.

Luke: Wait, wha-

Garcia: DENIED.

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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My favourite thing about Criminal Minds is every time someone new joins the team they instantly just accept that that’s how Penelope and Derek talk to each other

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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whenever I'm in a writing slump, taylor releases an album x

I'm not saying the two are related but I am saying I may write some stuff soon

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initial release ranking x

who's afraid of little old me?

I can do it with a broken heart

guilty as sin

florida!!!

but daddy i love him

I can fix him

ttpd

clara bow

so long london

fresh out the slammer

down bad

the smallest man who ever lived

my boy only breaks his favourite toys

the alchemy

loml

fortnight