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“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

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Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

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Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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Victor Nizovtsev

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peeling potatoes

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Get your pretty lil ass here and shake it like you did in the banquet, you bastard

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#was born in 93 and idk if i really shouldve grown up with star wars #but i havent seen any film

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Let me sleep.

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seals make all sorts of incredible noises, obsessed with this guy

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Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 

(Source)

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General Tso’s Tofu (Better Than Takeout) General Tso’s Tofu features crispy caramelized tofu bites with tender broccoli rabe in a tangy savory sweet sticky sauce.

Recipe => http://omnivorescookbook.com/general-tso-tofu

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Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

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Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.

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