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the thing about mitski is that she really really really is that good & she always was & she always will be

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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When South Africa dismantled apartheid, it did not end with the expulsion of all white South Africans. They became part of the new South Africa, just without the criminal discriminatory oligarchic powers the apartheid goverment had. When Bolivia recognized its indigenous heritage and became a plurinational state, it did not mean that people of European descent were expelled in masse. It meant the recognition of the previously discriminated indigenous and mestizo people of Bolivia and the beginning of a path of integration and revalidation.

What I mean is that it's ridiculous to think that decolonization inherently means mass suffering and relocation, that's what colonization does. Decolonization is recognizing the crimes of colonization, but more importantly, material, political and social steps to give power and self-determination to the exploited native people who were victims of colonialism and imperialism.

In multicultural societies, you don't go like in that Peter Griffin meme with a skin tone chart and saying 'well, you go back to Europe, you go back to Africa, you stay here'. You build a new society on the paradigm of dignity for exploited people and equality under the law. People are acting like this is some sort of fantastic utopia instead of real initiatives that were done in living memory, with successes and failures, as all such initiatives have. One must ask why are some so insistent that multicultural societies can't thrive, especially when for most of history, societies were indeed like that. Consider why you think like that.

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anyone living in the US, click the link below to email ur reps in ur state!

from @/sheekster on instagram

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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did jigsaw do something problematic

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sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand

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they should invent a cure to i think everyone is mad at me syndrome that sucks less than eating a full meal and sleeping 8+ hours and going outside to interact with people. can we all just try posting really hard or jacking off again to see if it started working

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With twitch’s #1 competitor, “Tumblr Live” finally getting axed, we’re about to see a MASSIVE influx of new users to twitch!!!!!

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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Things Joe Biden is too "powerless" to do:

Cancel student debt

Deschedule and legalize marijuana

Cap inflation

Protect the legal status of abortion

Effectively combat COVID-19

Meaningful healthcare reform

Combat climate change

Things Joe Biden is perfectly capable of doing with zero support:

Fully enable a genocide of the Palestinian people

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i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf