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“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

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>be me

>open tumblr in public

>falin's tits

>frantically close tumblr

>open twitter

>falin's tits again

#a daily occurence

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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i need you all to see this ad

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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

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Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

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me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

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Since blue bird is unusable to me I'm just gonna start posting all of my old art on a schedule to catch up

#babbles #also ill be organizing my posts by tags #or at least try to for a while #i tend to forget these sorts of things

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they’re minor inconveniences to you, to me they’re world-ending tragedies

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biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”

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I learned how to needle felt so I could make a mini plushie out of my cat's hair

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A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!