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percy: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?
annabeth: ICARUS?
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Me: screams
Sister:”what the hell”
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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
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this has been said a million times but I will never get over how annabeth “six steps ahead” chase is the one living in the moment when it comes to her and percy. she never had 2 seconds to plan for a future with him. for years she thought she would lose him to the prophecy and chose to let her guard down anyway. she spontaneously breaks rules to be with him, and initiated basically their entire romantic relationship. meanwhile percy impulsive jackson only ever thinks about their future.
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spread him
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i love this scene lol. because sometimes i wonder if percy isn’t actually as amazing as i make him out to be in my head, but then i remember scenes like this. leo was SO annoyed with him for being not only super powerful and heroic and handsome, but also a great person too. like he was genuinely upset 😂
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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Real
How make friends
Talks to you
please talk to me i have no friends
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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months
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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
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Sometimes I love being a system, sometimes it feels like its friends in my head, sometimes it makes be feel protected, but other times it feels like the worst thing that could ever happen. So
Shout out to:
Systems who love being systems
Systems that hate being systems
Systems that are neutral
Systems that are polyfragmented
Systems that are mostly non-human
Systems that are mostly human
Systems that have lots of introjects
Systems that are mostly brainmade
Small systems
Large Systems
Medium Systems
Systems that don't keep track
Shout out to systems whom are surviving <3
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Finally some good fucking news
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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.
Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old
Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will
Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old
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Oopsies
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Unpopular and controversial take. But I think we shouldn’t defund the military.
And I say this as someone who deeply hates the US government.
It’s not the military that’s responsible for must systemic issues in the US. The problem is the people in power and how they use the military.
The military is a well constructed, and does do a lot to help people. It’s the people in power who choose to involve the country in war.
Don’t defund the military, it won’t help like people believe it will.
Don’t any one of you take this as supporting the government or police or anything like that and don’t twist my words. I don’t like the government and police are just plain corrupt.
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