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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

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#honestly shocked anti smoking campaigns actually worked #there was this niche time where societal change was actually working for the better

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was told to stop making forcefem jokes because they were scaring the hoes

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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art comic

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Love how Pacific Rim became its own genre of fanfic AUs because the concept of soulmate-powered giant robots was just that good.

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🟨

anerican choese

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Larian missed out on a big opportunity in BG3. When Astarion is brooding about not being able to see his reflection you should be able to offer to draw him and the DC is super high for you to succeed but if you fail you just end up making some shit like this

Can you fuckin imagine how funny this would be omg.

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Blank bloodweave gifs for your imagination!! Let me know what you think they're saying here :)

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Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines - Downtown Haven

#vtmb

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Spot on 😆

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