sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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Being asexual doesn't make you a child or child-like. If you are an adult you deserve to be treated like an adult.
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean youโre decaying. Get a fucking grip. Youโre a bone now act like it. You donโt see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:
Yes, it's an ableist slur.
Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.
Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.
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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.
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LIKE. WHAT IS THAT
I have hazel eyes, they're a lighter brown on the inside and a very light green on the outside, but from farther away they look like a medium to dark green.
But when you're up close, I have "people with blue eyes" type green eyes. Like. I just took this selfie and it's fucking terrifying
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I have hazel eyes, they're a lighter brown on the inside and a very light green on the outside, but from farther away they look like a medium to dark green.
But when you're up close, I have "people with blue eyes" type green eyes. Like. I just took this selfie and it's fucking terrifying
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first post on tumblr gang!!! idk how this app works completley yet but i know theres a LOT of cool moral orel fanartists on here.. this took me about 20-ish hours and i have it posted on my tik tok and insta! so if you've seen it on there then we meet again๐ ALRIGHT I'll def be posting here more often ermmm i hope u like it
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