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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#usually Sadist like animations with a lil more color

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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I feel like you've been so normal lately

I’ve been holding back due to fear of rejection.

Are you saying I should

Let loose?

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which is definitely not an omen

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#jokes on you op I'll name a ship so obscure you won't know where it's from! #uuuhhhhhh.... #You are Hiccup and the boyfriend is Camicazi #From the How toTrainYour Dragon books #By cressida Cowell #You don't even KNOW how perfect that is #Or maybe you do idk

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JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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There’s evidence that Palestinians in the mass graves (including babies, children, people in medical scrubs) were buried alive.

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour