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Image beautifully enhanced by the man in the foreground fleeing their terrible wrath

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

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For a second I just assumed you meant you wanted your new kitchen to be built out of spiderwebs

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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When you've read so little of the Bible you literally don't know, like, the third thing that happened

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"Oh, so now a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up next to a bunch of wax robots?"

survival tip for cockroaches and similar bugs: please do not fall asleep 1. in a position where you appear to be dead, and 2. in a location where a Very Easily Startled person is likely to see you and go "oh gross a dead bug. I should pick that up and throw it away so I don't have to keep looking at it"

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For pretty much their whole career the Coen Brothers have had a clear "one for us, one for the studio" arrangement where they get the latitude to make their weird shit by making relatively more commercial films.

And I want to emphasize here that it was on this basis that they made Raising Arizona and Miller's Crossing, but that Miller's Crossing was the "one for them." The studio didn't want to make a live-action Woody Woodpecker cartoon starring Coppola's weird nephew, but they could absolutely sell a prohibition-era gangster picture.

its so crazy that for the last 5 years a small but annoyingly vocal online group has been acting like mob movies of all things are pretentious and inaccessible cinema. yeah the godfather is kinda slow but these are movies about criminals who shoot people

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Zero gargoyles, zero quicksand, forty unread work emails

Bullshit planet

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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should i post this

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Saddam Hussein

should i post this

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When you're gonna go so deep in the pussy you gotta wear fly fishing waders

Where’s the gif of NeYo in the huge pants lifting the girl up

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Francis Ford Coppola accidentally calling his wife "Bram Stoker's Wife" during sex

if i was sid meier i'd have to get divorced because i would refuse to call my wife by her name and id just call her Sid Meier's Wife™

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RIP to OP who by now has been told four thousand times that their funny shitpost is an old XKCD

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Took too much spiro and now my whole body is shaped like a big rounded wedge

Cheesestrogen, Cheesestosterone

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You know who else wanted real badly to be chosen?

my friends weighing in on my name change

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Literally none of the core cast are gay, this is "D&D is gay culture" level "I'm gay and I like it" logic

a) idk where youre getting this idea that the extremely popular and critically-acclaimed show that ran for six seasons is some obscure forgotten gem b) if this is the gayest tv show of the 2000s to you i think you need to watch more than one tv show

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I need to know what vampire rules I'd be living under before I could vote on this

So, the romance of vampires...

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Perd Hapley ass game design

And the award for worst UI design of the year goes to Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth!

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If you scour the world to find them there are still people making polka and Dixieland jazz and writing operas and shit. If your standard is "somebody somewhere is still doing this while the rest of the world ignores them" then no art form is actually dead.

It's okay to be bummed out that the only way to find new music you like in a genre that dominated the culture during your lifetime is to dig through ten thousand shitty local bands to find one good one and then see them not exist in three years because the infrastructure that they'd need to make a living making music is gone. It's okay to be mad about that.

Popularity is discoverability, and if you never actually hear a song it might as well not exist.

one thing that's awesome about living in a big city is that you can just Go To Shows

turns out rock music isn't actually dead just bc it's rarely on the top 40!