cuddlycryptid

[cuddlycryptid]

video game companies really think hyperreality somehow makes games better… it does not! it just makes them hyper realistic lol and it sure doesn’t make my console feel any better either… instead of putting hours of effort into making a character’s arm hair look realistic how about u put some effort into something that matters like idk the plot maybe

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yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin

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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

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i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

#i always do it for them dw

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#ok i am trans autistic nerd #who is friends w other trans autistic nerds #so. ye i know multiple ppl lol #polls #wren votes

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

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"how was work" carries the same energy as "how was school"

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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i am not calling twitter fucking x