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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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he's WHAT???
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The Ithaca Journal, New York, August 14, 1957
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Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958
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Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958
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as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"
so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams
it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces
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"the cop inside your head" is how some of you describe what many would call a "moral compass"
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Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan
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I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.
I'm not interested in this
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in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
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