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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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🫖 poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
🛶 timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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Alice. Alice please. I can't.
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Reminder that when Mr Bonzo was first introduced in the arg, people immediately started tumblr sexy man-ify him. They shipped him with Mr Blobby and full on crashed the discord thread that they were taking in (I didn’t know that was possible)
This screenshot of April from Rusty Quill says it all:
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headcannon that the truck that kills you when you roll snake eyes on the Evil Dice is driven by this universe’s breekon and hope
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It's so funny that at the beggining the fandom HC was that Gwen is gonna be this season's Elias, the cold, scheming and brutal puppetmaster with machiavellian ways, but after episode 10 everyone is like "oh, oh no, she's Jon".
Enjoy your suffering Gwen, I guess, you poor lass.
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"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"
Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.
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every single possible thought I was brainstorming about this episode came to a screeching halt when I heard the click of that tape recorder
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I think Sam's about to get another mysterious email from Jon where the subject line is just "you fucking idiot"
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I don’t think I could ever truly be as unhinged as the real Alex
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Today is the only day you can Reblog this
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Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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The Magnus Archives becoming a comfort listen is so funny to me because its like "awe man I need something familiar and comfortable to listen to" and its one man going through the most uncomfortable 5 seasons of horror bullshit you've ever heard.
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