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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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trash!!!!

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bUT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it wAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didnt I MY Dear

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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what my notifs look like currently

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-Madame Gautreau-

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they should invent an ibuprofen that works