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we just keep naming bugs like this

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#art

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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#story telling apes #:) <3

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#literally on the tattoo table getting one RIGHT NOW!!! #first tat was spear of longinus down my neck/back #this one is an ouroboros around my calf #except it’s like not swallowing it’s tail it’s just biting the side of it #somethin about how it can let go at any time

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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#REALLLL

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art from the band Toadface

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adding salted butter and minced garlic to the wound and stir frying on medium heat

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.

It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).

Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.

One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.

*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.

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are you guys ready to ignore my next spotify link

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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anybody know what to do with it all

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It makes me happy when they listen