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Watching Dead Boy Detectives is fun, it makes you say stuff like this for example

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the soft content we all (I) needed

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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theyre so funky

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

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Edwin is kind of wattpad y/n vibes to me. Like everybody's in love with him except the one person he does like. Also I think your classmates sacrificing you to a demon is a great parallel for your parents selling you to One Direction

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I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP.

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Wait, is the Dead Boy Detectives intro a reference to the Bi Skeleton from the Bisexual Lightning wikipedia article?

They knew what they were doing

it's them <3

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bae <3

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Looks like you’re stuck with me

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Im his strongest stroke surviving soldier