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Hell Song

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tomfoolery at an all time high

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sound on

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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noelle finds slenderman

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just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others

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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...

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fuuuUUUUUUUCKKHHHH I NEED TO BE HIMMMMMMMM GGTYTHHHGGHHGHGHGGGGGG

by @dat-soldier btw

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Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?

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Elon Musk is not Lex Luthor.

He’s also not Tony Stark.

Morals and riches aside, they are both geniuses, most of the time.

If I had to pick anyone, I’d say that Elon Musk is Justin Hammer. An equally rich owner of a tech company (and enemy of Tony Stark) that’s a fucking moron and every actual competent villain and despot knows it, so they keep him afloat so they can use him as a pawn.

being lex luthor kinda sorta requires being a genius, elon musk got start up cash because his family stole an emerald mine from zambian miners 🤷🏾 nothing but wealth and privilege

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Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly