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Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

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idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

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when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

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The light and the love

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called “hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens” you probably wouldn’t get it it’s really advanced

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Heroes don't wear capes. They run past the Hungarian team with a pride flag 🥰🏳️‍🌈

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*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

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U like the Mandalorian ?

yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges

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WHORE!!!

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walkin

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i wonder what boggy keeps in his backpack

[rbs appreciated!]

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Posts from my drafts with zero context