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Welp. This happened. Like. It's *fine*. Probably going to play it because it's Arkane Lyon and they're finally doing 3rd person. Still disappointed that we're not getting a continuation of the Dishonored series.

Oh. My. God.

Is this happening? Is this actually happening?

#dishonored #dishonored 2 #arkane lyon #arkane studios #the video game awards

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Oh. My. God.

Is this happening? Is this actually happening?

#dishonored #dishonored 2 #deathloop #arkane lyon #arkane studios #the video game awards

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I just wanna share this because I played almost 30 hours of the game like this and It just keeps getting worse and worse

I did the horrible mistake of naming the MC “Da Joker Baby” and I think this lead to to some of the dumbest fucking screenshots I have from the game

This is absolutely terrible

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#ny by night #isaac brooke #alexander ward #vtm

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a potions & spellcasting room 🔮

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STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

19th December 2019

Reylo Kiss

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i deleted this like 2 seconds after i posted it 2+ months ago out of disgust so round 2 - fight

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Tactoon-cat Cartoons

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So I was playing Dishonored 2 as Emily and I left the door open to the recuperation area and the door to Hypatia lab where grim alex is supposed to be. And I accidentally let her loose in Addenmire. It must have been some weird glitch thingy but I swear it’s like trying to chase after a loose dog or something

omg letting Grim Alex get loose in Addermire is the best thing ever, I do it intentionally sometimes. It’s wild that she got out on her own, I usually have to yank her out with far reach.

anyways, storytime with Taffer:

so since I like to intentionally yank Grim Alex out of her room, I’ve come to discover two things: 1) she aggros the guards, and 2) she’s a glass cannon.

So she’s a little fragile, but I wanted to drag her out to where Meagan was because I thought it’d be funny to run around with the crown killer right in front of Meagan before I cure her and turn her back to Hypatia in front of her eyes (purely for the “What?? I dont believe you” like Meagan says when you tell her who the crown killer is)

Anyways, so because Grim Alex is a glass cannon and is very very fragile, I decided to babyproof the path I’d take when I’d be luring her down to the boat. aka I was destroying ALL glass, all bottles, all flammables, all breakables, and eliminating all guards so she’d have a clear path.

It was foolproof

So I manage to get her all the way down to the docks, but then when I was in a relatively safe location she turns on heel and BOLTS back in the opposite direction and i’m like ????? where’s she going????

I get the Crown Killer eliminated notification a few seconds later

Turns out, despite me babyproofing Addermire, destroying all glass and flammables, getting rid of all the guards and dogs and bloodflies, and clearing the path

she went back inside and made a hecking BEELINE for the ONE piece of wooden boards in the kitchen I hadn’t broken, ran headlong into it, and died

the end

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girl help my mutuals are sexualizing the senior citizen again

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I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

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he-man was right. whats going on

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I’m already planning on romancing someone else in cyberpunk but I’m kinda mad there’s no option to romance Johnny because he and V totally have this kinda energy.

We were robbed.

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Goro Takemura: We have to avenge my boss

Viktor Vector: Clock’s ticking and you’re short a watch, kid

Johnny Silverhand: I will literally murder you if you don’t find us a way out of this

Me: taking corners at 120 on my way to help Judy/Claire/Panam/River/Kerry with their latest scheme I’M OUT LATE AT 4 ÆM HE SAYS HOW’S THE WEATHER BABY HOW YOU BEEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK

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Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?

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The Rise of Skywalker: Expanded Edition by Rae Carson

Now that the shock of seeing him again was wearing off, Rey began to notice other things. Like the fact that his voice carried an undercurrent of tension, or maybe even regret. That his boots were muddy. That his cloaked form cast a shadow on the desert floor, as though he were really, truly there with her.