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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

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my microwave was made for popcorn.

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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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We need to start handing out grade school-level worksheets on feminism and transmisogyny to TMEs on this site. It feels like nobody but trans women here fucking understand how awful shit is and it results in absolutely braindead takes like "excluding men is TERF-y" or "misandry is real".

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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"They don't teach us about that in school how am I supposed to know" well you seem to know a lot about Bakugou but they don't teach you about him in school. Do they

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

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face of a man who has known sorrow

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#please please spiders apartment