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sevanshq‌:

You’re slippin’, Harper. But then again you’re making puns so maybe it ain’t all hopeless. You got ideas lined up for work?  Well I’m sure once you get into the studio you’re gonna crush it. But thanks. It’s all just for fun now but we’ll see where it all goes. All I’m hearing is that you, like Manny Santos, had some wild moments back in the day and now I’m curious. 

Fine? That felt like some bass in your voice. 

Now, now, Sammy. You should know I never slip up when it comes to puns, once again, maybe I was looking for said response and you fell right into my trap. For videos, I have a few I’m itching to get rolling yes. Thanks honey, I finished up a few songs over the weekend and MAYBE if you’re nice I’ll send you a sample of it. I’m looking forward to possibly seeing what you’ve been working on, from the few pieces I saw, I dig your style a lot. Oh I totally won’t deny that at all, maybe not the Degrassi level of teen pregnancies and school shooting, but wild yes. After all, I was unsupervised in the heart of NYC.

I’m just saying, if you are gonna poke at me with complaints than you don’t need all this ass up on you then. I’ll sit on a separate couch and mind my business if that’s what you want, party pooper.

#convo: sam. #ft. sam. #convo: all.

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lovelylilolita‌:

A bit of everything….? bad good, in-between? Harley’’s commit issues, so ya know. Confusing. 

Well I intend to hear all about it as soon as I see you, babes, the good and the bad. Oh man, that boy, still not changing anything??

#dash: jasmine. #ft. jasmine. #dash: all.

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sevanshq‌:

Yeah that’s right you get on that horse. Anyway, weird innuendos aside, that sounds good. Pretty sure your fans wouldn’t abandon you over taking a break, it happens. Meetings, writing, I’m sure some schmoozing…that’s great. Hopefully you’ll get some studio time soon. Ehh. Little bit of work, nothing too strenuous, I’m too pretty for stress wrinkles. Well I told you I’ve only seen bits and pieces, the thong just happened to be one of the bits. I’m sure there’s more to her. 

I don’t know about anything more than you being a habitually handsy soon as the movie starts.

And why didn’t I think about you making some remark like that? Or maybe I did....who knows. But yeah, I miss making content on NDHQ, so the sooner I get back on my grind the better, all puns intended. A little bit of schmoozing, but only a little. Soon hopefully, just got to finish up some loose ends and it’s back to the booth. Too pretty for stress wrinkles, you sure are something else Sam Evans, but I’m sure whatever work you’ve been doing is great. It was an iconic moment, along with her topless video that went around school, but that Manny Santos is one bad bitch and my spirit animal on some days.

I blame it entirely on the fact I like to cuddle, but if you wanna be that way then fine.

#dash: sam. #ft. sam. #dash: all. #// oooooo she gettin pouty

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miakhq‌:

Yes, you are a queen! I would love to! It’s been going well, but more importantly let’s discuss your songs. What’s the latest update there?

I do what I can, what can I say? Any shows I need to get all dolled up to come see?! And they’re coming along, I’ve been taking a lot of time to write and work on stuff, a few meetings here and there, but it’s been exciting. Who knows, maybe I’ll have the honor of you DJ-ing one of my tracks sometime?

#dash: mia. #ft. mia. #dash: all.

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lovelylilolita‌:

And this ass just got off another plane. I need messages and a huge bubble bath, pronto. And major girl talk. I kind of did something. 

And what a lucky plane seat that was. But I feel you, girls night with a bubble bath, check and check. Oh lord, please tell me this isn’t a bad something??

#dash: jasmine. #ft. jasmine. #dash: all.

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sevanshq‌:

Creativity’s good. I know I’ve had some bursts myself though I wish they weren’t usually at 2AM when I wanna sleep, but you know how it is, you go where the muse goes. Anything good coming out of that creativity that I should be on the lookout for? Manny…that’s the one with the thong? Scandalous. Nah, you can’t behave so no more watching with you. 

It’s been consuming me a bit lately, but I need to get back on my horse and put out more content before I become yesterdays news....plus my fans have been hounding me for new stuff so, it’s on the long to-do list. So you’ve been working on some stuff, huh?? A few songs, but none recorded yet, mostly writing and I’ve had a few meetings here and there for potential tracks. Manny Santos is much more than just the girl with the thong, but yes, you would be correct.

Now Sam, we all know a few things about well behaved women rarely making history. Besides, you didn’t seem to mind all that much if I recall correctly....

#dash: sam. #ft. sam. #dash: all.

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miakhq‌:

No but that sounds like actual heaven. I haven’t watched Degrassi in so long…or had pizza come to think of it. You are living right now and I am highkey jealous. 

Then how about you come join me, clothes entirely optional of course. Besides, I want to hear about how your DJ stuff has been going.

#dash: mia. #ft. mia. #dash: all.

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lovelylilolita‌:

Finally, I’m back in town. I have dirty in unGodly placed from burning man, and I need your assistance asap. All sexual innuendos void from that because i’m totally exhausted, but I miss your cute face. 

I got you, baby girl, I’ll be there in a flash. Don’t worry, I’ll try my damnest to keep my hands to myself. No promises though, although not entirely my fault because have you seen that ass?

#dash: jasmine. #ft. jasmine. #dash: all.

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sevanshq‌:

judging from all that, I’d say your body had the right idea. all that busy’s making me feel real lazy right now. How’d everything go? ‘scuse you, I was busy, The N wasn’t on my mind. I did catch a few episodes featuring drake’s too big sweatsuits and everybody’s messed up hair. one day I’ll eventually watch the seasons and see what the hype’s about. 

My body tends to have the right idea most days. It’s going good, I’ve been writing a lot, a bunch of creative juices are certainly flowing. Oh god, the hair styles on that show were garbage up until about season six and even then....as much as I love my girl Manny, her hair went through it for a while. Well, I would offer my assistance as a watching buddy but.....you know how I get.

#dash: sam. #ft. sam. #dash: all.

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slickjoneshq‌:

Did someone say Degrassi? Like Drake, when he was just lil’ Aubrey Graham as Jimmy? Annoying ass Ashley and my boy Toby? Alright I gotta know what’s your favorite episode?

Um, yes mam, you heard me right. There’s a youtube channel that uploaded all of them, and bless that person and their mamas. Baby Aubrey, JT Yorke, and my girl Manny Santos as well. My favorite? I always loved the episode where Paige and Alex get together finally. Nothing like a good lady loving power couple.

#dash: mercedes. #ft. mercedes. #dash: all.

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xkinghq‌:

Which Degrassi tho? Are you doin it up some infant Drake or the shit that they got on Netflix now they are trying to pass off as Degrassi?

I’m talking Jimmy Brooks, Spinner, Paige, J.T., Liberty goodness. I’m not a fool, babe, I take my Degrassi very seriously.

#dash: xavier.

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lovelylilolita‌:

That sounds like the day I have planned for Saturday when I get back into town. I can practically taste Romeo’s thick crust pizza with pepperoni pizza, extra pepp, because duh. 

Gosh, is it extra if I shed a tear because I want it like, so bad? 

Care for some company Dani Harper style so you can fill me in on everything I’ve missed?

#dash: jasmine.

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sevanshq‌:

the pizza and procrastination is relatable. but I’ve only seen a few Degrassi episodes. 

I’ve been going on auto pilot for the last few weeks, shooting, music, social life, some friends were in town. I guess my body was just a whole bunch of NOPE and decided I needed a break. ONLY A FEW? Boy....c’mon, that show is cheesy goodness. Plus a baby Drake, 10/10.

#dash: sam.

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Have you ever just laid around in your robe all day when you told yourself the night before that you would get stuff done, and yet......here you are, binge watching Degrassi and ordering a pizza for yourself? Just me? Oh well, I could think of worse ways to spend my Thursday.

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text 📲 sunny boy

SAM: mighty bold of you to try to compete with my future wife, and churros.

SAM: not bad surprising. just trying to find a pattern between 'em, and couldn't, besides pretty.

SAM: yikes. that sounds dramatic. I get it. some people are really into it off camera but idk, guess it's a case by case thing for me. reel that in, Harper.

SAM: it does if you're whispering sweet nothings in their ear while fondling happens.

SAM: ehh. I never got into it, but I get the appeal. one of those things is not like the other. Why you always gotta yell at me tho? I know you're used to it in person 'cause you're so short, and sound travels but we're on the phone, I can read you fine.

SAM: cutting my hair was a big risk, said the porn star.

DANI: and me being bold comes as a surprise? tsk tsk, you should know i'm a determined woman. plus, my abuela's best friend owns one of the BEST churro shops back home.

DANI: ahhhh i see what you did there.

DANI: i was drunk and drunk!dani isn't the best when it comes to memory. well, i am HONORED that in the case of myself and that word, that i got a pass. nope, not gonna happen, you know that's not gonna happen.

DANI: sweet nothing and dirty talk are hand in hand in my books.

DANI: so you were always super heroes and comics? big comfy couch was my shit, i would watch it all day. i also liked telenovas but wasn't supposed to be watching them. oOoOooOoOo bitch, please try me.

DANI: it was, i LOVED my hair back in the day. but, i guess on a bigger scale, moving out to LA after i graduated was a big risk.

#text: sam. #ft. sam. #text: all.

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