dangerousherringjudgeoperator

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

#tin can bros save us #save us tin can bros

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

as each year goes by I feel more and more lost and also more and more like myself

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

hatchetfield death match is so fun so far guys

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

“does grace have any weapons on her?”

“just jesus”

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

It is what it is *throws up*

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

new post but im shy so nobody gets to read it

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

save me hot shower

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

starkid pirates show that may not or may happen in years from now save me

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

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#exactly