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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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#I shower only if I’ve gotten sweaty or dirty that day #I always get sweaty on the days I do my physical therapy #which is four to five times a week #so I shower nearly every day

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Friendly reminder that A Land for All is an excellent organization that is still, even now, working to create an equitable resolution to the conflict. Please check them out:

I also strongly recommend reading through their full proposal here.

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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The worst part of that video is how banal their plans were for their lemons.

Lemonade?

Lemon pie?

Like, no, breeders get your shit together.

You. Zest. The. Lemon.

Half of my recipes call for lemon zest.

Of the remaining half? I still add lemon zest to about 80%.

You know how your grandma would pass down recipes to you and you’d make it and it’d never be quite as good, and you always wondered why? Suspecting poor nana of keeping some extra super secret ingredient, and laughing from beyond the grave when yours never measured up.

I FUCKING promise you that whore* was adding lemon zest to everything!! That’s the secret ingredient! Lemon zest**! The lemon-stealing whore knows this! That’s why she’s stealing them! To stop you from turning them into lemonade, and selling them to your grandma. She’s the one who will put the lemons to their rightful and divine use! Your grandma was stealing lemons from noobs like these 70 years ago!

*im sorry for calling your grandma a whore. She was not a whore***

** that and triple the amount of garlic.

*** unless she was, I don’t know you and your grandma.

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#lemon whore #lemon zest #grandmas #grandmas cooking #secret ingredient #victoria’s secret

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#daisy the great

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I just have to share this beautiful thread on twitter about AI and Nightshade. AI bros can suck it.

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Listened to a spot on the radio recently analyzing gardening and the carbon footprint of your home-grown vegetables compared to the carbon footprint of store-bought vegetables and honestly

Who gives a fuck what your carbon footprint is when Tay-Tay (and all the other celebs, CEOs, etc) are doing this shit.

Like, build that raised garden bed Jerry YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

#eat the rich #not really I’m not into the guillotine #but for fucks sake we have to do something

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“If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate in other vigorous outdoor games; if later, during adolescence, the children who have been wearing trousers are urged to “eat like growing boys,” while the children in skirts are warned to watch their weight and not get fat; if the half in jeans runs around in sneakers or boots, while the half in skirts totters about on spike heels, then these two groups of people will be biologically as well as socially different. Their muscles will be different, as will their reflexes, posture, arms, legs and feet, hand-eye coordination, and so on. Similarly, people who spend eight hours a day in an office working at a typewriter or a visual display terminal will be biologically different from those who work on construction jobs. There is no way to sort the biological and social components that produce these differences. We cannot sort nature from nurture when we confront group differences in societies in which people from different races, classes, and sexes do not have equal access to resources and power, and therefore live in different environments. Sex-typed generalizations, such as that men are heavier, taller, or stronger than women, obscure the diversity among women and among men and the extensive overlaps between them… Most women and men fall within the same range of heights, weights, and strengths, three variables that depend a great deal on how we have grown up and live. We all know that first-generation Americans, on average, are taller than their immigrant parents and that men who do physical labor, on average, are stronger than male college professors. But we forget to look for the obvious reasons for differences when confronted with assertions like ‘Men are stronger than women.’ We should be asking: ‘Which men?’ and ‘What do they do?’ There may be biologically based average differences between women and men, but these are interwoven with a host of social differences from which we cannot disentangle them.”

— Ruth Hubbard, “The Political Nature of ‘Human Nature’“ (via gothhabiba)

Yes.

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Just submitted my thesis, bitches. I've got a master's degree.

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Bitches are impressed.

Just submitted my thesis, bitches. I've got a master's degree.

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Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?

You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”

And, yes, of course, but… :)

However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.

Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.

It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…

And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.

If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]

Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.

The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.

Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.

The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.

That will kill all remaining life on Earth.

So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully

We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.

The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.

However, we make it run…

So we can make it STOP. Together.

How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?

iww.org

p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.

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Protect your goats; leave out avocado toast for chupacabra.

you know what really gets my goat?