Diana in Justice League Of America v3 #15
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THE BABIES ARE 1 TO 3 YEARS OLD
WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW AND WHERE THEY GOT THE CANDY FROM?
WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO TALK ABOUT GOING TRICK OR TREATING?
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING? WHY ARE YOU SUCH BAD PARENTS?
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“Most people on their thirtieth try to class it up, but I’m never going to stop having ridiculous birthdays. I say make them over-the-top. Make them strange. If people ask you, “When are you going to grow up?” think about it for a second, then reply, “Probably in a couple . . . eat shit.” We are always growing up. I’m growing up as I type this. An eighty-seven-year-old woman is still technically growing up. So be as immature as you want. Right now, you are the youngest you are ever going to be.”
- Mamrie Hart, You Deserve A Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery
I’ve Got This Round Countdown Day 86: Ooh Ooh Party Girl
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alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god
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credit:
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how do i donate to her paypal
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girl: *puts on chapstick*
boy: thats too much makeup (: you dont need that to be beautiful gorgeous (:
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“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
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