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oh god i'm still alive

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THis pancake shit is geting out of hand

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god

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The one day a year you can reblog this…

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REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away lived closer.

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He yelled at me until we adopted him

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why have a boyfriend while you can have keaton stromberg?

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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

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havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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Bob scrubbin’ your blog.