darlin-anon

[darlin-anon]

to the person who said to me earlier, "that's not very live laugh love of you"

fuck you because as I sit here, living, I am laughing my ass off and loving every second of it

#darlin speaks

[darlin-anon]

They’re just dreams. Nothing to special. And it’s pretty easy. I could teach you how to do them

Baby, I once saved you from a dragon in a tower in one of those dreams. It was so detailed and intricate, and I know it took up a lot of energy to do. You are so fucking amazing its unbelievable

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

Exactly. I could beat him In two seconds flat. or atleast incapacitate him.

-Boo❤️

Which is why I'm calling him to arrange this fight

#oh this will be amazing #darlin speaks #boo my baby

[darlin-anon]

Are we really placing bets right now?? *Gives Tank a 10* Boo's gonna win.

-🌤

Hell yeah, we are. And for sure boo'll win. Davey may be huge, but boo could easily rift on top of him and knock him out

#darlin speaks #sunny knows what's up

[darlin-anon]

, I don’t put up with you. I just love you cause your my wife. 2, I don’t think your sister is a murderer…I think. 3, I’ve never been there for any of Boo’s deaths, just the after affect. 4, I’ve only felt with Ash twice. I’m not that much of a badass. Just some ran done dreamwalker

Baby. Seriously. Those dreams you make for us are amazing. I could never dream (no pun intended) of doing half the shit you can. You are amazing

#my darling leto ❤️❤️ #you are a badass #darlin speaks

[darlin-anon]

POINT ME IN THE FUCKERS DIRECTION!

because what’s a shifter vs. a magical deity?

-Boo❤️

[ooh we really need a davey anon now]

not a winning shifter, that's for sure

#darlin speaks #boo my baby

[darlin-anon]

Yeah it is. You’ve been through worse than me. You’ve been through a not so good childhood. A horrible Ex. Quinn. Vampires. You got the nickname Tank for a reason

babe, you are a fucking badass. you put up wit my bullshit, you're letting my potentially murderer sister stay with us, and you've watched our wife die twice now, on top of dealing with ash more times than i can count

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

That your scars show that you’re stronger than you think you are and that they’re beautiful. B-but that’s different

No, it's not. Not at all, baby.

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

mmmmmmmmm

YAY!!!!!!!! Point me in his direction, I will snap him in half like a toothpick!

-Boo❤️

I'm sure you will baby

SUNNY!!! GET THE CAMERA, BOO'S GOING TO FIGHT DAVID

#this is going to be interesting #and hot to watch #darlin speaks #boo my baby

[darlin-anon]

>/////< yeah th-they’re definitely a lot more fun

I don’t know about that. The scars on my stomach that I got from Ash kinda make me icky

Baby, those scars proved that you overcame something incredibly traumatizing and survived. What's that thing you always say about my scars?

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

Oh come on Tank we've been through this, anything that Boo wears looks better on the floor.

-🌤

Damn right

#sunny knows what's up #darlin speaks

[darlin-anon]

I-

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also

I wanna fight david!!!!!!

-Boo❤️

Alright, go ahead!

This is going to be hot asf

#darlin speaks #boo my baby

[darlin-anon]

Baby. The way you and me “fight” is so different than what I’m talking about

And I’m really not. Kinda weird and scarred up

I know. our way is way more fun

Yes, you are. and your scars are badass

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

Yeah! Tell David I would win in a fight with him. I fight dirty anyways

////stoooop you make me sound cooler than I actually am

Oh I know you fight dirty ;)

Baby, you're already cooler than Antarctica, so that's pretty hard

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

hey baby!

I miss you

and stop dming me pick up lines

they make my face red

-Boo❤️

I miss you too love

Mmmmm but I have some really good ones lined up for you

And besides, red looks good on you

#you know what doesn't? #clothes #so you should just take them off #darlin speaks #boo my baby #flustered boo supremacy

[darlin-anon]

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Still, you fight more than me! And David wouldn’t have done shit! You can tell him I said that. And the people and shade don’t count!

David was going easy on you because I would kill him otherwise, but yeah, I'll tell him.

Yes, they do! Especially considering you won all of those fights!!

#darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️

[darlin-anon]

And I have one every single time! Expect that one time with David but that’s cause you pulled me away last second. And I don’t think I fight more than you

I pulled you away because David would have snapped you in half (that's my job) and baby, in the last three months you have fought *counts on fingers* three more people than I have, including the shade!

#oh wait people don't know about that one do they #welp time for a lore dump #darlin speaks #my darling leto ❤️❤️ #flustered leto supremacy