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Church of Whale Fall

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

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Oh you think I’m annoying? Well jokes on you babe, I’m just a mirror with no self identity so actually WE are annoying

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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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why are y'all like actually stupid it kind of makes me sad I'm actually like losing a little hope for the world as a whole because you people are just dumb as rocks which is sad because I want to love humanity and all but you people make it so hard maybe it's because some of you just aren't real like I honestly just don't know how else to explain this other than you are one of god's many tests that the rest of us normal people with brains and souls just have to deal with or something like I'd genuinely love to know

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What hozier song is this?

even if i were a dead salmon my brain would light up upon seeing your smile

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away

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damn is your dick an oath because i’m about to break it

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showed my girlfriend the picante sauce baby image and she got mad at me :(