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Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

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The Scene

It just had to be dramatic

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he spends most of his time trying to make them presentable...

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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Ciel: We will carefully investigate the hotel so that there are no more victims.

Viscount Druitt: *appears*

Ciel: SEBASTIAN! BLOW THIS WHOLE THING UP! WE MADE THE MISTAKE ONCE FOR LETTING THIS GUY LIVE! NOT AGAIN!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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continuation from this art

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No argument here.

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What if Overlords can selectively feel what their contracts are feeling by turning the connection "on or off"

Alastor, clueless: Hm, Husker has been really chatty lately with Angel, wonder why that is? He's never been this friendly around me.

Alastor: *Opens the link*

Alastor: *IMMEDIATELY HIT WITH WARMTH AND HEAT AND VIBRATING JOY WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS*

Alastor: *Shuts down the link, losing the radio effect AND the accent while on it* What the actual FU-

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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Israel is an illegal occupier of Palestine yet the Palestinians are blamed for making life hard for Israel to occupy the rest of the country.

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out