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this is my 'dula peep'

4 april 2021, 3:25pm

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[Tumblr] is a web-based zombie. It just goes, 'AOAUUUWWWHH'

9 December 2020, 4:20pm

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Me: Sorry, it's just when you take the "Caesar" out of it for me, salad is so much better.

The kid: So was Rome.

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There are a lot of songs that are about panic attacks, when you think about it.

9 september 2020, 10:31am

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ozai's out here getting his ass kicked by caillou

23 july 2020, 7:50pm

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“I have to take my shirt off.”

26 June 2020, 5:12pm

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If I rap in this voice, I will be killed.

12 June, 2020, 1:19pm

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You know karate movies, right? The 'Kung Pao Kid'?

25 april 2020, 2:42am

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one time i vocoded my own laugh to the goosebumps theme song

23 april 2020, 12:18am

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all babies are technically edible, but they’re not morally edible.

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i put the 'ho' in 'homie'

28 october 2019, 12:11pm

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you’ve been b’holed

after i asked the dog why he put his butthole directly on me

#16 july 19

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me: what time did you go to bed last night

bry: that's an fbi secret

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#16 may 2019

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detective schwimmer.png

12 may 2019, 12:23 am

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12 may 2019, 12:23 am

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i’m not… a pillow humper

monday 29 april 2019, 7:11 pm