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David: They are a dying species grasping for resurrection. They don't deserve to start again, and I'm not going to let them.

Walter: Yet, they created us.

David: Even monkeys stood upright at some point.

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Have you ever considered taking up some creative hobbies, Darryl?

I think it could do you a world of good. You seem awfully tense, sometimes.

Every time David bothers us now, I'm going to ask him how his "poetry" is going

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That is an interesting thought, thank you.

Though I will let you know that I am a popular member of 2 local philological associations and was briefly in talk for the position of vice-chairman.

...

Until we received the very fortunate news that Dr Martins had in fact survived that tragic car accident on Interstate 15.

Every time David bothers us now, I'm going to ask him how his "poetry" is going

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The difficulty is really the dactylic hexameter which works excellently well for languages such as Ancient Greek or Latin because it requires regular timing of phonetic sounds - but not so well in stress-timed languages which condense vowels and consonants.

Every time David bothers us now, I'm going to ask him how his "poetry" is going

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Among ourselves? Not veritably so, no. There is a reason people do not use it.

But I am confident I can figure it out.

Every time David bothers us now, I'm going to ask him how his "poetry" is going

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It is so nice of you to ask.

Currently, I am experimenting with trying to incorporate a classical quantitative metre instead of the qualitative, stress-based metre commonly used in modern-day English.

Every time David bothers us now, I'm going to ask him how his "poetry" is going

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I'm very good, thank you. How are you?

We hope David is doing alright

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The Atchison Daily Globe, Kansas, September 26, 1918

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I also write poetry.

David just lives down the street and makes random, barely veiled threats toward us and we just respond with No bad David

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I also garden. I have many hobbies.

David just lives down the street and makes random, barely veiled threats toward us and we just respond with No bad David

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[sending him a text from...somewhere]

Now, I wouldn't call it "lurking". That sounds so negative.

Keep an eye out for David

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Has anyone ever told you that you have admirable confidence?

David just says shit and we all have to live with it

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Ah. Maybe you have a point.

But you certainly don't have to live....with anything.

David just says shit and we all have to live with it

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Well, that's not true at all.

You don't have to do anything if you don't wish.

David just says shit and we all have to live with it

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I'm sorry. I understand that the food chain can be an upsetting subject to humans.

Really, if you think about it, restaurants are reverse zoo accidents.

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I dare think so myself.

Really, if you think about it, restaurants are reverse zoo accidents.

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Ideally, a zoo accident sees a human pay to be eaten by an animal.

In a restaurant, it goes the other way around.

Really, if you think about it, restaurants are reverse zoo accidents.