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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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it's strooping absolute wafel

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#i drink on average three a day #its notnideal but i started drinking coffee in middle school #and it IS an addiction #i get migraines if I dont drink it

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Hello, dndads fandom, I still love these sillies. Also ignore the art style change hahah

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Everyone's favorite gameshow host!! I love Game Changer so much, what a wonderful cast, format, show and host!!

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

#Just a r eminder that just like not all adults are miserable #neither are all teenagers

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i think the funniest thing about sk8 was that the entire S community was constantly losing their fucking minds over langa and langa's only thought ever was "ok but what about REKI" like the most obvious instance was in ep10 when adam sees langa being sad and thinks he's nervous about the upcoming beef, whole time he's just not talked to reki in two days

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We need to tell him GENTLY

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They’re back

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Hey guys do you think Henry upon coming to earth had such an appreciation for rocks because none of them were perfect or identical to one another unlike in Oakvale where even the trees had to be ‘perfect’ and were all the exact same❤️

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust & Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Velvette (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Gambling, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, bidding for souls, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Non-Consensual Drug Use Summary:

Honestly, it could have been worse. He was Hell’s most popular porn star- the only cost was his freedom and his body. But a visit to the Grand Casino, and a meeting with the Gambler Demon, shows Angel that he can be so much more…with a little help, and the right person backing him up.

(An Overlord Husk au)