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What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

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Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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I'm ready, let's go!

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shut the fuck up no

Normalize giving people their space without being offended.

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school

torture 

wake up america

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*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I