i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much
jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.
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