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in the land of the free if you're a student protesting against genocide they send snipers to your school

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“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!

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dont u think its a bit unfair that you think we should trust everything you say without a reliable source?

dont u think its a bit unfair that you think a palestinian experiencing this first hand is not a reliable source?

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"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!

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throw him cassie!!! it would be so enriching for him

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Sharper, stronger, harder

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Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods

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Talking about bones's underrated one time outfits, THIS ONE?!? HOLY FUCK?!

WOW

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Something something a story in four parts

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Forgetful Joker recent search history:

Scars on face

Who is batman

Whats funny

Who is bat man

$100,000

Lunch in gotham

Where do i live

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I think far too many people are sleeping on the sheer comedic potential of Ahsoka going on adventures with Old Ben and the plethora of migraines Ben would give his former grandpadawan. Especially as Old Ben insists on never breaking character and Ahsoka wants to scream.

Stormtrooper 1: Uh, sir, someone just took out a whole battalion about an hour ago in the swamp about a mile out of town. You know anything about that? Ben, clothes tattered and covered in mud and sweat: I’m just a crazy old desert hermit. I wouldn’t know the first thing about something like that. Ahsoka, who damn well knows that Ben is in his fifties, frighteningly sane, a former Jedi Master, and absolutely knows everything about ‘something like that’:

Stormtrooper 2: What about her? Ben: Oh, this is just my dear granddaughter. You see, I have trouble getting around these days and she was ever so kind to offer to accompany me. Ahsoka, who is well aware they are from entirely different species and look absolutely nothing alike and that Ben needs no help getting around anywhere:

ST 1: Well if you see any suspicious folk, let us know. Ben, the most suspicious person in the entire establishment second only to the togruta sitting next to him: But of course! Good day, sirs.

Ahsoka, hissing: How the kriff did that work?! Ben: Language, dear. We can’t have the good people here thinking I didn’t raise my granddaughter right. Ahsoka: Can’t you break character for like five minutes? Ben: I wouldn’t know what you are talking about. Ahsoka: You’re impossible! Ben, pouting: What a terrible thing to say to your dear grandfather. Ahsoka, throwing her hands up: Argh!

If Ahsoka didn’t know how much of a Jedi’s Jedi Ben was, she’d accuse him of doing this to get revenge for all the heart attacks she gave him when she was a teenager. 

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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if they don’t make sci-fi like this i don’t want it

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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

#not the joker car

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Bisan is calling for another strike April 1st 2024. Don’t buy ANYTHING