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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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Expanding and improving on some of my Signalis souls designs from earlier. I don’t even have an AU to go with them. They’re just a fun design exercise!

I have the rest of the Replikas sketched out, but their designs need a little work before I feel like taking them further.

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Yee

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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i need her

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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comms for a patron

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Who wants lesbian harpies in their mailbox?

Spring postcard & sticker are getting ready to go out next month! Final sign up to get the lovebirds is April 30th 2024

Due to being disabled and ongoing health issues, Patreon is currently my only source of income. <:,) if you sign up for my mail tier you get lesbo birds, artist blogs, sketchbook pages, and allow me to keep drawing weird queer fairies.

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Afflicted with a rural curse.

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i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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If you're in a weird apocalyps thing, you made sure, you find the most miserable, poor, gay, little meow meow and bring along a video recorder too. Its important to your survival