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Jack please tell your son to leave Eric alone

@therealjacktenorman

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Father maxi! ):  

I want to cut off Lianes titties with a chainsaw, advice?

“With a chainsaw? Oh, come on, you won’t make a good job with that: it is too big, too difficult to handle, too messy. Use a knife…I mean, don’t do that! Don’t!”

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You can be a pornstar at the age of 18 and can do the most unspeakable acts on camera, but at the end of the day you aren’t old enough to buy a beer to wash the taste out of your mouth.

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If the goal of life is to not die a virgin, then prostitutes are the pay to win system.

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“Thank you Chef but I’m sorry you can’t have any Eric requested them and you know how he gets about sharing dessert. “ 

In Love With Your Body (closed)

@whowantscookies

“Hey, that smells great. Cinnamon?” Chef approached Liane from behind, tilting his head to take a look at what was inside of the oven.

#chef/liane #you know that's how that would go #eric gets all the good food

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“Nevermind Yates Dear would you like some cookies?”

@boyctt

#sideblog to scott #i am everywhere

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#lowkey ship em

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Reminder that pregnancy is not a sin. Pre-marital sex is a sin but that NEVER gives us license to treat pregnant teens or single mothers like they’re the spawn of the devil for being pulled into the sin. Keeping a baby in a less-than-ideal situation is incredibly brave and we of all people should NEVER, EVER shun or make cutting remarks about or exclude people who are doing so. 

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I invented the porn bots to make money Eric the more likes I get the bigger the paycheck

Hi mom get off tumblr and don’t embarrass me thanks

I would never embarras you Eric but I have to share your nude baby pictures from your bathtub days on facebook they’re so cute!

#or so she thinks

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No Eric I’m getting so many likes with my porn bots

Hi mom get off tumblr and don’t embarrass me thanks

I would never embarras you Eric but I have to share your nude baby pictures from your bathtub days on facebook they’re so cute!

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Hi mom get off tumblr and don’t embarrass me thanks

I would never embarras you Eric but I have to share your nude baby pictures from your bathtub days on facebook they’re so cute!

#cartmanbrah

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Liane for once didn’t listen to her son and unplugged the TV staring at him firmly but with concerned eyes , “I’m sorry Eric but I’m afraid I have to put my  foot  down on this you need your rest. “ Her tone softened as she cooed, “  But if you go upstairs and get into bed I’ll bring you some KFC and the KFC gravy you love so much.”

#smalltwnkiiids #(poopyskins)

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@staff this is for you

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“I’m sorry Chef should I come back later?”

The moans were interrupted when the door opened. Chef turned around.

“Not now, dammit!”

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“Of course dear are you friend of Erics? I don’t believe I’ve seen you in town before.”

“Sorry to disturb you with my issues.”

#I am everywhere #she is such a stark constrast to scott #exact opposites