decaydentdeer

[decaydentdeer]

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

[decaydentdeer]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[decaydentdeer]

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

[decaydentdeer]

"kill them with kindness" Wrong. Blood boil 💥💀🩸💥🩸🦴💥🩸🩸🔥🩸 💥🩸🦴💥🦴🩸 🫁🩸🦴🩸🩸💥🫀🦴🩸🩸🔥💥🩸 🩸🩸💥🦴💥🩸🦴🩸🔥🩸🩸🦴🩸🩸🩸🩸

[decaydentdeer]

I was debating on posting Team Fortress 2 on this blog then remembering the only horror element in that game that I can properly think of is the fact you can randomly hear someone from Boston at any given moment

[decaydentdeer]

okay who just took a bite out of the warp core

[decaydentdeer]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

#my students asked me for my tumblr and i threw desk toys at them in response

[decaydentdeer]

Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

[decaydentdeer]

[decaydentdeer]

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

[decaydentdeer]

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

[decaydentdeer]

sewing a patch of foreign material on a plushie hope nothing bad happens

[decaydentdeer]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[decaydentdeer]

[decaydentdeer]

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

[decaydentdeer]

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

#yeah.

[decaydentdeer]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him