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deconsacro · 4 months
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#TIEFSLINGER: love is finding the best and weirdest people to go to hell with, yeah?
non rp blogs, dni pls!
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deconsacro · 5 months
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cumplane no-transmigration au where shen yuan offers to pay shang quinghua’s rent if he actually writes the tianlang jun plot line he told sy about in dms.
somehow sqh gets it into his head that sy is a serial sugar daddy bc he wildly misunderstands when sy says he “supports multiple webnovels”.
sqh starts trying to initiate sexting and sy thinks he’s being sent dialogue from pidm to edit.
sqh starts sending sexy selfies from his desk. sy criticises his setup and buys him an ergonomic chair.
sy: i’m just really passionate about this whole thing leading to a satisfying conclusion
sqh: oh i bet you are, daddy
sy: what
sqh: what
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deconsacro · 6 months
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if there were a beating heart in poppea dupont's chest, it would have sent more blood to the tips of her ears, the apples of her cheeks. as it is, she can only smile and lay her head on their lap.
"have you ever read the bacchae? nevermind, honey, i'll read it to you sometime. that's what i want; a theia mania where their blood makes us more alive, and anything buried is clawed up through the surface."
" there's so much gore in your heart. honestly i could watch you rend and tear at what used to be humans for hours. are you always like this? do you know? do you know how magical you are to watch? who knew in our direst moments that my unworthy eyes would enjoy the splendor of your gore. and how my equally unworthy tongue would lap at what's left of the blood in their corpses. " / @deconsacro for poppea
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deconsacro · 6 months
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valruna. // 400*640
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deconsacro · 6 months
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" do you wish to die? " kol presses a finger to dazai's chin. their eyes sparkling. looking particularly hungry. " i can give you the death you wish for. all you have to do is accept my bite. "
Oh, Dazai knows this trope. Anyone as death-sick and dizzyingly romantic as he is knows what it means when a vampire offers them something like this. If they just needed a quick snack, they wouldn't tell him at all, or they'd arrange it like a dirty, back-alley hookup.
No, if they're bothering to make an offer, this isn't a simple matter of boy meets vampire, vampire drinks blood, boy baffles a hoard of doctors. there's more to this, there always is.
Oh, Chuuya is going to be furious with him for taking this plunge, diving headfirst into his river.
"I'd never considered that I'd get to learn what dying feels like and then get to write it down and savor it after," he says, eyes raking up and down over them. What's there to lose? If they succeed in turning him, he gets to be dead and alive at once, and he's already felt that way for years. If they fuck up and end him, he goes out in one of the most glamorous ways possible.
"Count me in! But I don't have a coffin to sleep in, you know. I really should've bought one beforehand, shouldn't I?" For someone so obsessed with the aesthetics, the drama of dying, it's a shame that his preparation for coffin-purchasing has been limited to a pinterest board titled, ironically given present company, 'MERCIFUL DEATH.'
@vamprincen / making dazai worse
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deconsacro · 6 months
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If you’re not worried about forever, there’s plenty of shit that can get you through the next hour.
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deconsacro · 6 months
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sits on penny's lap
"Who even are you?" Penny tried to stand up, but found the vampire on him stubborn enough that he couldn't displace them without dumping them unceremoniously onto the floor.
The library was a place where 'normal' scarcely existed, but at the very least, most of its frequent guests and residents didn't get up close and personal. This one must not have gotten the memo.
"If you want me to help you find a book, I can't do it with you sitting on me."
@vamprincen / penny vs his neverending frustration with whimsy
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deconsacro · 6 months
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just fucking bites him. / feng xin to mu qing
"What's wrong with you? Are you deranged?" A swift hand reaches out to strike the back of Feng Xin's head. "Your Highness, are you seeing this?" he scowled, looking frantically about him for the prince, only to find His Royal Highness's back turned, buried in conversation with the Ghost King.
Oh, His Highness is going to be dead to the world for a while.
He strikes at him again. "Bad dog!"
@shonde / clown car of the heavens
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deconsacro · 6 months
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" bruh. " / hua cheng to xie lian
"san lang," his cheeks darken, and the tips of his ears grow hot as well as he reaches out and takes the offered hand. the ghost king's voice is, as ever, sweeter than honey to his ears."you didn't have to go to so much trouble just to see me."
@shonde / answering this ask in complete seriousness
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deconsacro · 8 months
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Gently
Something I made a while ago for a little claudeleth server project.
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deconsacro · 8 months
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" are you a dragon demi god of unimaginable power. i'm a turtle mutant. i think in terms of species, i'm closer to you than i am to most humans. which is pretty awesome. but that maybe the concussion talking. "
Her brows knit together, and she forces herself to cast Heal over him. It's a weak spell, but if he was on the precipace of passing out, it would keep him tethered to consciousness.
"Okay, you're still talking like you. That's a relief if there ever was one." a smile breaks out over chronically worried features, and she drops into hugging him. She is her father's daughter. "And--I guess so. I'm pretty bad at being a dragon, though. You're really good at being a turtle."
@shonde from here
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deconsacro · 8 months
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When your cringe ass 50+ year old rusty flirting skills are actually scoring
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deconsacro · 8 months
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So many colors I had never even known
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deconsacro · 8 months
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dark academia is just when byleth is cramming at 3am to learn 7 million subjects rhea assigned her to tutor students in
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deconsacro · 8 months
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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.
( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )
❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜
❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜
❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜
❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜
❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 
❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜
❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜
❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 
❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜
❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜
❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜
❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜
❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜
❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 
❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜
❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 
❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜
❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜
❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜
❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜
❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜
❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜
❛ well? how do i look? ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜
❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜
❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜
❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜
❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜
❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜
❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜
❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜
❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜
❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜
❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜
❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜
❛ kiss me again. ❜
❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜
❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜
❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜
❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜
❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 
❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜
❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 
❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜
❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜
❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜
❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 
❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜
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deconsacro · 10 months
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Oh. That sure was a lot to take in. Her eyes are wide, both in embarrassment at her own status as a defective dragon, and at--that. She prided herself on being observant, so why is she so blindsided, so stunned?
"Well, I'm really not that interesting. You'd be documenting me standing there and staring into the distance until I go cross-eyed or get a headache." A sigh. "I'm probably the least remarkable thing in my family."
" i'm in love with you actually. can i document your attempts to transform if you make them? "
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deconsacro · 10 months
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i HAD to draw them being domestic
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