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Like this for a starter when i get off work

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Royalty Starters

“Your Grace, a petitioner has come to see you.”

“My sword, my arm, my life, I pledge to you, my king/queen.”

“The beast has demanded the princess as tribute.”

“I RENOUNCE MY CLAIM!”

“I will fight your champion!”

“Your highness, your father/mother is dead. You are now King/Queen.”

“You have been charged with High Treason against the Crown. How do you plead?”

“I find you all guilty of High Treason against the Crown!”

“What punishment does Your Grace see fit to give such a low creature?”

“That boy/girl there is a false heir. I am the True Prince/Princess!”

“I seek your hand in marriage, my lord/lady.”

“Shall I make the engagement arrangements, Your Majesty?”

“The prince/princess has run away with a stablehand! I’m gathering a force to bring him/her back.”

“This war has lasted too long. May we find peace between us?”

“There will never be peace so long as that fat king rules!”

“The enemy has invaded the western half of the kingdom, and the wild tribes of the south are rising up. What are we to do, Your Majesty?”

“The heir is born!”

“The heir has died!”

“The prince/princess is excelling in their lessons, Your Grace. You must be proud.”

“The princess has taken an interest in swordplay. What do you say of this, Your Grace?”

“The prince/princess has taken an interest in magic. What do you say of this, Your Grace?”

“Have you heard the news about the Prince and that floozy of a maid?”

“I heard the King is having an affair.”

“Everyone knows the King/Queen is sleeping with the court fool, give me some new news!”

“All hail King/Queen ___! Long live the King/Queen!”

#;meme; #royal ram au

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FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

#cracks neck #lets start off with this #;meme;

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what if i said i’m back? 

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He pets his wolf, noting the  jealousy in the other Bastard’s  eyes. Jon probably wanted  one too. Who wouldn’t? Ramsay had been training Flayer to  be a killing machine, when  he told him to of course.       “Flayer.”  He says, the act had always  interested him. The Bastard of Bolton would be amused probably. Amused  by his  choice in name. The Bolton’s  were known for flaying.  He’d heard some stories of  Jon of course, a few here and  there. None of them good. 

Jon watched how easily the other boy controled the wolf, feeling slightly jealous, wishing his bitches were so easy to control… Sometimes they killed the prey too soon.

Jon knew that many likely heard his reputation, and he was not ashamed. His father was ashamed  enough for anyone. Jon was quite curious about this other bastard…

“What is his name?” Jon asked, staring still at the wolf. It was magnificent…

The Bastard of Bolton wondered if Ramsay knew the extent of what Jon was capable of… Perhaps that was why he said what Jon took as a veiled threat about the wolf.

#;v: Bastard of Stark;

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i’ve returned now,  my wifi was down while we  were moving, and we just  got it working again. 

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This boy sure didn’t know  how to shut up, Ramsay  wants to rip his tongue  out, feed it to the hounds.      “All interesting rumors, some       are true.”  Did people say things of  the sort? He’d not heard  the cannibalism rumors,  what a GREAT idea.       “I tend to feed them to        my hounds, they always        deserve a good treat.” 

“ Well, if half the stories I’ve heard are TRUE, then I should be, yeah? I hear he feeds his men the skin of people he flays. Probably doesn’t even cook it. I’m not saying it’s a good thing to feed people- ” 

He gulped for a moment, quickly swallowing down the bile that threatened to rise at the thought of such cannibalism. “ -people other people but it’s gotta be a CRIME if he don’t do it right. Butchering a good piece of meat is unforgivable. Gotta be up there with Harrenhal bad, if you ask me and Harrenhal weren’t no good. Trust me. You did not want to be there. ”

“ Hear he’s got some hounds too. Ain’t never been much of a fan of ‘em. They’re loud and messy and I can’t outrun ‘em. Though Sharna’ll tell you I can’t outrun anything. ‘S a lie though. I’m faster than some things.

#winterhelled #;v; undecided;

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Death of a Bachelor Starters

Here you go! Death of a Bachelor inspired starters! No one ask for these but I wanted to do them.

Victorious

“ Tonight we are victorious. ” “ All my friends were glorious. ” “ Let me be your killer king. ” “ It hurts until it stops. ” “ My touch is black and poisonous. “ “ I know you need it. “ “ Do you feel it? “ “ Drink the wine. “ “ We gotta turn up the crazy. “ “ I taste like magic. “ “ Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them. “

Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

“ It’s a hell of a feeling though. “ “ Who are these people? “ “ There’s no such thing as getting out of hand. “ “ Memories tend to just pop up. “ “ I don’t think I’ll ever get enough. “ “ Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between. “ “ This night is heating up. “ “ Don’t threaten me with a good time. “ “ Now I wish I could find my clothes. “ “ I lost my mind in a wedding gown. “ “ I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand. “ “ I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. “ “ I told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. “ “ I think we’ve had enough. “

Hallelujah

“ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. “ “ Show praise with your body. “ “ Stand up, sing hallelujah. “ “ Say your prayers. “ “ My life started the day I got caught under the covers with secondhand lovers.” “ Who was I trying to be? “ “ The time for being sad is over. “ “ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. “ “ Stop thinking about the bullets from my mouth. “ “ I love the things you hate about yourself. “ “ Who were you trying to be? “ “ No one wants you when you have no heart. “ “ So let’s try. “

Emperor’s New Clothes

“ Finders keepers, losers weepers. “ “ Welcome to the end of eras. “ “ Done my time and served my sentence. “ “ Dress me up and watch me die. “ “ If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. “ “ You just might see a ghost tonight. “ “ And if you don’t know now you know. “ “ I’m taking back the crown. “ “ I see what’s mine and take it. “ “ I am so much more than Royal. “ “ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. “ “ Welcome to my world of fun. “

Death of a Bachelor

“ Do I look lonely? “ “ People have told me I don’t look the same. ”  “ Pull my heart out my chest so that you can see it too. “ “ How do I live? “ “ How do I live the death of a bachelor? ” “ The death of a bachelor seems so fitting for happy ever after. “ “ How could I ask for more? “ “ A lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. “ “ I’m cutting my mind off. “ “ It feels like my heart is going to burst. “ “ And when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had? “ “ Share one more drink with me. “ “ Smile even though you’re sad. “

Crazy = Genius

“ Night in my dreams you dance on a tightrope of weird ,but when I wake up you’re so normal       that you just disappear. “ “ There’s no residue of a torture inside your eyes. “ “ She said you’re just like Mike Love , but you wanna be Brian Wilson .”  “ If crazy equals genius then I’m a fucking arsonist, I’m a rocket scientist. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna burn. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna learn. “ ” Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change             when you stuff all of your feelings with drugs. “ “ The cut of your love never hurts, Baby, it’s a sweet butter knife. “

LA Devotee

“ You got two black eyes from loving too hard. “ “ I wouldn’t change you. “ “ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. “ “ Static palms melt your vibe. “ “ Drinking white wine in the blushing light. “ “ Just another LA Devotee. “ “ Sunsets on the evil eye. “ “ I’m always on the hunt for a little more time. ” “ You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand. “ “ I couldn’t ever try to make you see. “

Golden Days

“ I found a pile of Polaroids. “ “ They were sexy looking back from a night that time forgot. “ “ Boy, he was something, debonair in 1979. “ “ Oh don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade? “ “ We’re growing older just the same. “ “ All the memories that we make will never change. “ “ We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain. “ “ I swear that I’ll always paint you? “ “ The decades might’ve washed it out. “ “ Time can never break your heart but it’ll take the pain away.” “ Right now our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away. “ “ Golden days… “

The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“ Truth is that it was always going to end. “ “ I took a market of filth, and sold it like summer. “ “ True all of the good girls act so good ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn. “ “ Turn the memory to stone, and carve your shoulder. “ “ Hey holy roller. “ “ If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one. “ “ And if you wanna make it through the night you better say my name like, the good, the bad,         and the dirty. “  “ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. “ “ I don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. “ “ There’s only two ways that these things can go. “ “ I got the final judgement. “ “ And you been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like, but I’m not gonna think about that right     now. “ “ I’m not gonna think about that right now. “ “ I’m gonna keep getting underneath you. “ “ All our friends want us to fall in love. “

House of Memories

“ If you’re a lover, you should know the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer you’re in love    than if you were alone. “ “ Memories turn into daydreams. “ “ I don’t want to be afraid. “ “ Baby we built this house on memories. “ “ Promise me a place in your house of memories. “ “ I think of you from time to time more than I thought I would. “ “ You were just too kind and I was too young to know that’s all that really matters. “ “ I was a fool. “ “ Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. “ “ Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? ”

Impossible Year

Legit feel free to add this impossible year to the end of any of these.

“ There’s no sunshine this impossible year. “ “ Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t               disappear. “ “ Just typhoons and monsoons. “ “ There’s no good times. “ “ Just a beachfront of bad blood and a coast that’s unclear. “ “ All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. “ “ They just intrude and exclude. “ “ There’s no you and me. “ “ Only heartache and heartbreak and gin made of tears. “ “ The bitter pill I swallow the scars souvenir that tattoo, your last bruise. “ “ There’s never air to breathe. “ “ There’s never in-betweens. “ “ These nightmares always hang on past the dream. “ “ There’s no sunshine, there’s no you and me, there’s no good times. “ “ This impossible year… “

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finally three days break  replies will be slow still,  fair warning. I’m packing and moving shit ya 

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i mean at least Ramsay made it to next week 

#;out of knives; #GOT spoilers

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Today started my work week Again so my replies will be slow Until about Wednesday and I'll be packing and stuff bc I move In a week and I'm behind on all That so

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   “Yeah? What’s that?”  He follows Robb’s lead  though, and paints his  own section of the wall.       “Nothing more boring         then painting.”  Boy. He needs a drink. 

it’s almost ODD to see ramsay’s smile. a REAL smile. he hasn’t seen it in a long time. “ am not!! it’s for a good cause! ” the stark wrinkles his nose again as paint hits his skin and clothes, but he doesn’t try too hard to retaliate. instead, he flicks whatever remaining paint is on his brush before dipping it in the can again and beginning on the wall.

#vallorous #;v; modern; #;v; Roommates;

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He smiles, even after Robb  splatters the paint on him.     “Hey now, mine was an      accident! You’re wasting      good paint.”  He still wishes it were RED.  Ramsay runs his fingers  along his wet paint brush  and flicks them towards the  other. 

“ maybe at one point. ” he reaches over for a brush, not even noticing as ramsay lets the paint purposefully drip to his feet. “ really??? you’re gonna be an asshole about this? ” he practically growls, huffing as he dips his own brush into the paint and flicking it at the other. of course, he’d only done it because they were both in painting-appropriate attire.

#vallorous #;v; modern; #;v; Roommates;

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   “Yeah, I did. I found      only two, didn’t we      have more?”  He dipped a brush into  the paint, a sly smile on  his face. He lets it drip  on Robb’s feet.      “Oh no, my fault.” 

robb eventually finds the barely touched paint, pulling it from its hiding place before grabbing the paint mixer and anything else they’d need. then he lays out newspapers across the floor to prevent any stray paint from falling where it’s not supposed to. “ did you find them? ”

#vallorous #;v; Roommates; #;v; modern;

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He stays silent then, he  knows he’s been drunk  a lot. Anytime else he’s  another person. Has  urges that the alcohol  snuffs out. Makes him  too tired to do anything.         “Yeah, I think so.” 

“ the only time i ever even see you is when you’re drunk off your ass. ” disappointment is evident, but he simply moves away from the bolton in order to shuffle around the contents of the room for the bucket of white paint. “ can you find the brushes? i’ll get the rest – ” this will be the first time in a month or two that robb has spent time with a mostly sober ramsay.

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Ramsay sees no point  in hiding his annoyance  at the other’s words. He  doesn’t plan to stop  drinking, Robb is smart  enough to know that.  Roose practically gave  him the money to continue his habits, it kept him  quiet and away from  worse things.      “Sure, today is fine.” 

“ probably because it IS a bad thing. it could KILL you. ” he sighs again, casting his gaze on the half-painted wall, bumping against ramsay’s side. “ how ‘bout right now?? we’re not doing anything. i assume your only plan today was getting drunk. ”

#vallorous #;v; Roommates; #;v; modern; #UH SURE Lets make them be together #probably easier that way

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Knife to meet you.

Ramsay Bolton at one point probably  (via boltonsofwesteros)

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