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just casually sitting, listening to music through some earbuds, maybe you're home, maybe you're on your way to work or school, whatever it is...you dont notice the whispers until its too late, whatever you were doing, you dont remember now, you just know youre on your way to that abandoned factory that strangely always has smoke coming from the chimneys at night, yknow, just to explore it, not because anyone told you to of course

*2 hour later*

Beep @w@

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...why does it look like a microwave?

Can I be a drone

anyone can be a drone if they put their mind to it! no, literally, put your mind in the dronification machine, join the hive mind @w@

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

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What if everything you ever wanted...

WAS TO PUNCH DEMONS IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!

THEN YOU NEED EXORCISM WRAPS!!!

PUT THESE SWEET-ASS HANDWRAPS ON YOUR FISTS AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THE SUPERNATURAL WITH YOUR HANDS ALONE. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS. LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU BACKHAND SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR SOUL EXITS THROUGH THEIR SPHINCTER! YOUR HANDS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET PUNCHES!

YOU WILL PAT YOUR CHILD ON THE BACK WHILE GIVING THEM SOUND ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR HANDS ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR CHILD WILL DIE! YOUR SPOUSE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!

YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT FISTY DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MUCH HELL FROM INDISCRIMINATELY PUNCHING THE GHOSTS, DEMONS, FASCISTS, AND OTHER WEENIE SUPERNATUAL ENTITIES THE F*** OUT! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR FIST COLLIDES WITH AN MRA'S BRAIN-BOX SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!

EXORCISM WRAAAAAAAAAPS! http://www.tormentedartifacts.com/exorcismwraps.html

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Also, while we're at it with the voice requests, um.

It's been a shit week. And I haven't seen any of my partners in a couple weeks. ...Lie to me if you need to and say something nice about me?

I wish I could do more for you, hun. But why in the hells would I havee to lie?!

#crying #thanks sweetie

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TEN MINUTE POLL TIME

you can vote after that but it won’t effect the outcome because I’m impatient and my pottery is drying rapidly

(I’ll have to change all of them slightly before starting and I have used each of these once before)

aaaaand GO

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Hey Sammie, a while back, you made a post about some tucking panties that you were either sponsored by or just really liked. I was looking through and can't seem to find the post. Would you be about to post a link to them? Thanks a bunch in advance!

Yaaassssswssss! The company is called Tcomfifits! Link to follow! I still do the occasional promo work for them, just haven't kept up with it as much due to life being silly and hectic, but seriously I still only wear these undies. I actually threw away a good majority of my old undied once I got my comfifits. But I digress, I have been in contact with the company recently and was going to start doing some promos again in the very near future, so I'm really glad that you asked!

ALSO BIG NEWS!!!

Tcomfifits is planning to release another line of undies next month!!! And girl they are about to put out tucking thongs!

I should be getting a couple pairs to model so keep an eye out for those posts to come in the next few weeks!

Also! Use discount code: P5YBXVJN9C3M for $30 off!!!

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was scrolling a blog and saw someone saying the only people who harassed predstrogen were photography mathew and terfs, and i'd like to remind you that predstrogen was also being mass harassed by "transandrophobia is real" losers and as soon as her blog was deleted, transandrodorks took advantage to make up accusations of her of sexual harassing them and of being sexual with minors (the ceo even followed a blogger saying that). i think it's important not to ignore the incredibly violent transmisogyny of all groups who targeted her, and that includes the transmascs who worked with terfs to make a woman's like hell.

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Commission for predstrogen~

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WIP peek at the hugging werewolves ♥

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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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Yoshitaka Amano: Rose :: 薔薇 (1994)

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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

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Oooh read thru request! I'd love to hear you read another hilarious apple review from applerankings dot com.

"The Opal apple looks like it shit itself. I apologize for being uncouth but there is no more apt observation. Just look at the top of it. The Opal apple looks like a jaundiced, freckled, unwiped anus. In fact, this may be the ugliest apple of the modern era. That being said, if you’re going to be an ass, you might as well be a good ass. And like a good ass, the Opal apple is exceptionally sweet and juicy. In fact, the complex flavor profile featuring hints of banana, coconut, and pear make this Czech-born, oddly-named monstrosity a delight to consume. And while the outside may be stained with a toddler’s accident, in an ironic twist, the interior of the apple does not brown for quite some time. So I say, if you’re looking to spice up your life with something a little different, close your eyes and eat ass. Who am I to judge?"

Oh this one was hard to do without breaking. I really should read these things through fully before I hit record.

#laugh rule