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Absolutely OBSESSED with this teapot from 1882

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i know my parents loved me. but i think they loved me all wrong.

joan tierney “interview with the machine woman” // personalmessage.blogpost.com // the front bottoms “father” // pinterest // pinterest // @thesolitarywordsmith​ on promptuarium // matt maeson “grave digger” // anonymous on promptuarium // catherine lacey “cut”// simon de beauvoir “the woman destroyed”

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I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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pussy? cock? balls? you want it? it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

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trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

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#welcoming new people to tumblr like

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for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

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Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

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i love ducks 🦆

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they/them but in a robot way

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i got fired :)

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some grumpy plague dads for my mate @lonsien