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deeton · 16 hours
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I smoke weed and my dick fall off
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Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest
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deeton · 17 hours
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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deeton · 1 day
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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deeton · 1 day
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Does anyone have this
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what the fuck
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deeton · 1 day
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This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.
You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.
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deeton · 1 day
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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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deeton · 3 days
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denis villeneuve just announced that they're changing the design of the dune logo for the second movie. here's the rough draft
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deeton · 4 days
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every day i carry the heavy knowledge that i need to go to the supermarket
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deeton · 4 days
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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deeton · 5 days
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when youre married its always same sex. because when youre haveing sex. youre both havving the same sex. 👍🏻
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deeton · 6 days
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I have a vagina but I enjoy receiving anal sex. I go to a Christian therapist (not my choice; long story) and she says I'm surrendering to a life of "anal anguish" over "vaginal victory"
Ohhh that's not..
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deeton · 6 days
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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍
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deeton · 6 days
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this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit
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