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Lovely

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

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I respect you for that

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

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4-10 C my beloved

I'm generally happy with anything up to like 21 degrees

After that it isn't fun

And anything above 30 C is suffering. Hell on earth. Horrible. Get me out of here

Honestly no problems with really low temperatures, -45 isn't fun but bearable and I still can walk to and from the bus station in it (like 15-20 minutes)

I'll stop rambling now

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

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I keep thinking Tumblr has run out of losers who think I'm funny but you guys keep coming. What is wrong with you all

#as canadian tire said #where do I even start

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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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Very annoying, I always bring extra towels with me though just in case

Shit now I have to clean off the blood.

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Anytime!

Shit now I have to clean off the blood.

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ok anyways. post this beast

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towel

Shit now I have to clean off the blood.

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I have some towels

Shit now I have to clean off the blood.

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Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

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Oi @canadian-hellbird

We might need your help

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

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I'm back! Finally, it's awful to be stuck watching everything happen

(Can I sleep? I might try that)

Knock yourself out.

(alright?)

I- whatever. This entire thing was dramatic. Aren't Alberta and Ontario infected now? We'll need to help them out. Then everyone else

okay are we actually gonna do anything about all the possessed blogs?

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Nuh uh

(I... can you just leave already? ...are you fucking pouting? Excuse me? You can't be choicy or whiny about this.)

I don't want to.

(I-)

I know that I'm a bad person- thing- I don't even know but I am not going into that. It's lovely, thank you for offering it but...

(Would... oh I can't fucking believe I'm saying this but would it be possible for you to switch us? I'll be in control and you're in my place?)

I think so

(Great. Now maybe you can learn a bit about the world and get over your identity crisis and I get my life back.)

Give me a moment...

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#ignore the fact I accidentally reblogged this on my main (sorry!)

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Maybe? Would that work?

I think that I have a bug. I'm not really supposed to be like this. Maybe the emotions of my host might be messing with me. Oh dear, she's still in isolation... maybe we can start with that

(FUCKING FINALLY DEAR GOD NEVER AGAIN WAS THAT A METHOD OF FUCKING TORTURE OR WHAT???)

I... first of all, watch your language, second of all... probably. I suppose my original idea for that was to get that awful song away from me and the first thing that came to me were threats. I apologize.

(Fuck you. I WOULD have gone completely insane if I didn't figure out how to communicate with the outside world. Sort of. Also thank you, Nova Scotia, you were amazing)

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I think I used the person saying incorrectly. Oh.

I can't exactly leave. I'm not a demon, you see? I don't really... know what I am to be honest. All of this, being physical, talking and everything in a way is completely new. I don't know how to do much really, only my purpose.

Why am I saying all of this. Tired. Can I get tired?

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Depends what that is. I am unwilling to say... leave my host, for my own reasons but nearly everything else should be easy enough!

okay are we actually gonna do anything about all the possessed blogs?